| My Term (Functional) | Official Term (Neutral) | FSF Term (Sarcastic) |
|---|---|---|
| Restricted Media | Digital Rights Management (DRM) | Digital Restrictions Management |
| System Boot Restriction | Secure Boot | Restricted Boot |
| Nonfree Software | Proprietary Software | Nonfree Software |
| Firmware BLOBs | Proprietary Drivers | Firmware BLOBs |
| Network Based Computational Service | Software as a Service (SaaS) | Service as a Software Substitute (SaaSS) |